stupid shit i do with my camera
You discard your personal identity, get rid of everything unique about you, and what do you find? an American.
As a matter of simple logic, there’s no difference at all, that i can see, between the man who’s greedy for material treasure - or even intellectual treasure - and the man who’s greedy for spiritual treasure.
Franny and Zooey. J.D. Salinger. (via usethemwell)
I hate the fact that I can’t have a relationship with someone back home because of my job.
find some Middle Eastern hoes?
Be sharp both in body and mind, so you can slit the necks of both Demigods.
My send off song every time i stay up too damn late. Goodnight tumblr, hopefully sleep will help make you look a little less ugly.
My wit goes from sharp to dull at random intervals. Sometimes my own jokes make my stomach curdle, and it mostly happens when I’m all anxious and shit. The worst thing about it is that one day i’ll be genuinely funny and the next I’ll be pushing my head into my arms.
Working fucking sucks.
|Me:||I'm going to devote my entire day to reading today|
|Me:||-reads five pages, masturbates-|
The Liberal doctor’s patient dies because he doesn’t get to the root of the disease; he just puts a bandage on the wound and gives a lollipop to the patient. The Conservative doctor’s patient dies because a crucial artery is hit during surgery; the doctor is too damn old and his equipment is out of date.